I saw something interesting on campus today. A young woman was wearing pink sunglasses, a pink Juicy Couture velour track suit with the hood up, pink crocs (a separate offense altogether) and carrying a pink bag.
I couldn’t decide if she was a pink Telletubbie or a large marshmallow Peep. After long deliberation, I decided she was a Peep – how festive.
Now, I like pink as much as the next girl, but I think this girl missed the memo. “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” How true that is. But part two of that old adage, the part you never hear about, is that “all pink and nothing else makes Marge a very ugly marshmallow.”
Someone should really tell her.