I do a lot of things for my job. I read things, I edit things, I copy things, I write things down. Heck, on a busy day, I go to meetings and nod my head and pretend to listen while other people talk about things I don’t understand.
It’s pretty great.
But another part of my job is to look things up in this one thing. And by things, I mean people. And by thing, I mean a gigantic database that holds names of patients who we market to.
So while I was looking people up the other day, I began to realize that there are some very creative parents out there. And just in case I was thinking of having children anytime soon, I’m really glad I came across some of these names first:
Galexia Jones (sisters?)
Angel Chinchilla (one of my all-time faves – don’t pinch the chinch!)
Latrina Brown (think about it…think about it…yes!)
Chi Le (who, ironically, was not from there)
Long Train (as opposed to a short one?)
Muy Deep (as opposed to muy shallow, naturally)
Rambo N’go (which makes sense, because nobody would rambo n’stop…)
BUT my personal favorite I’ve saved for last….
Sadly, I cannot name my children any of these names.
After all – they’ve already been taken.