Very wasted college students in off-color bedsheets and craft store greenery, the ones who hold crinkly beer cans and shout “TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!”
Were replaced with:
Very serene 30-somethings in stretch pants and hemp hoodies, the kind who drink out of stainless steel water bottles and shout “YO-GA! YO-GA! YO-GA!”
– Would they actually shout? Or would it be more of a gentle chant?
I’m going to need you to get back to me on this.