Ponderous Maximus Tuesdayemous

What If:
Very wasted college students in off-color bedsheets and craft store greenery, the ones who hold crinkly beer cans and shout “TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!”
Were replaced with:

Very serene 30-somethings in stretch pants and hemp hoodies, the kind who drink out of stainless steel water bottles and shout “YO-GA! YO-GA! YO-GA!”
– Would they actually shout?  Or would it be more of a gentle chant?
I’m going to need you to get back to me on this.


Filed under Digressions, Thinking

2 responses to “Ponderous Maximus Tuesdayemous

  1. Hanna

    I’m thinking a shout…sometimes a girl’s just gotta shout…even hemp-wearing, water bottle carrying ones.

  2. No, they would not shout. To do so would be the kind of unexamined, spontaneous, naked expression of themselves that they are no longer capable of.

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