Well that explains it.
It seems I have been published on The Morning News, the bastion of west coast irreverency and hipster cool.
Which is what I try to be every day, despite living in a square state with no coast and working for a corporation, which is the opposite of hipster cool. But I do own Chuck Taylors and am often told I look like Tina Fey, so that has to count for something right?
Actually, it doesn’t even matter. Today I was published, in a little tiny way, on one of my favorite websites. And today, that counts for everything.
PS – Muchas gracias to Cat for solving the mystery. I can now stop cycling through creepy scenarios in which the whole world flocks to my blog and then, somehow, I end up dead in a ditch. Or something. Cat, you’re swell.