What the swine flu hath wrought

1. A minimum of three posters about handwashing above every sink in the office.

2. Purell stations adjacent to all of the aforementioned posters.

3. An irrational fear of sneezing people.

4. A case of mistaken bodily actions in which a yawn was wrongly accused as a  sneeze and a sleepy coworker was awakened very quickly by a paranoid coworker who yelled at her very loudly.

5. Lots of jokes about being porked, not licking anymore ham sandwiches.

6. Cancelled my hot date with a Mexican pig farmer.

Que sera sera, swine flu.

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