Here’s what I want: a Bonzai Burger (veg, of course) from Red Robin, accompanied by the usual suspects: vanilla milkshake and bottomless steak fries with ranch dressing. And when I say bottomless, I mean to tell you that basket better be less a bottom, because french fries are the biz and I am very serious about my french fry consumption.
Here’s what I don’t want: my homemade roasted red pepper and spinach hummus, accompanied by the usual suspects: yellow bell peppers, carrots, pita chips.
What am I eating? hummus and vegetables.
Le sigh… It’s hard to be good.
Luckily, I only have to be good for a few more days. My upcoming trip to San Fran (oh hai, did you know I am spending the weekend in San Fran?) has an itinerary primarily based around good things to eat. Garlic Fries! La Folie! Ghirradelli Chocolate! China Town!
And besides, anything I eat from next week on can be considered fuel for my epic inagural participation in the Bolder Boulder, right? Right?!?!? TELL ME I’M RIGHT!
Oh who am I kidding. Little Suzy Fat Pants is going to get her butt kicked.