I have finished my MOH (maiden of honor) speech for LP’s wedding tomorrow, as I’m sure you already saw via Twitter because you are just desperate to keep up with my life, Internet.
I’ve already tested said speech to my mom, and she thought it was both funny and poignant. But she’s my mom, so maybe she has to say that. Test run #2 happens tomorrow at the bridesmaid’s luncheon. While the bride is getting her hair and makeup done, I will be making the funny in a different room.
So, just like a usual day really.
I’m actually not really that nervous, because the groom’s Aunty Lila already talked about birth control pills, condoms, and bacon. What do I have to lose at this point?
My pride? Too late for that.
My street cred? I have none.
My dignity? I’m wearing a hot pink evening gown. Enough said.
Full transcript of said speech will be posted after the wedding.
You’re welcome, Internet, you’re welcome.